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I just had to explain to my father, how having two screens plugged into my computer doesn't use more internet.
You know you're deprived when the only thing you taste while chewing gum is the 2 grams of sugar alcohol.
You should really come over right now. There's hot construction workers across the street. I'm gonna go pour beer on myself in a bikini on the sidewalk. See you in 5?
I'm having post traumatic stress flashbacks of last night. That big. Don't know whether to call him again or change my name...
I'm making tacos. Give me one good reason why we shouldn't be high while eating those tacos.
If im still in the bathroom puking when the sirens go off please distract the cops.
Jerry just sent me this: IOR GHIT ALL THE BUTTIB. Go get him. Now.
She was standing in the road flagging traffic in a tshirt and boxers. I didn't stop.
All she wanted was a cigarette
I saw someone get arrested while I was moving out...this has to be a good sign.
were facing impending death from north korea and were sitting here snorting tylenol to get high.....where did our lives go wrong?
Someone should make a valentines day card that says "I like the way you continuously consume thc with no concept of a limit other than drug supply" Because I'd send that to you.
I know EXACTLY where things went wrong with her...I didn't use Cheetos as a wooing tool.
The fact that I’m not married yet means there are millions of lucky girls out there who have dodged a bullet
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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