Nope changed our mind. Decided your strange bacon like body odor wasn't what we want to smell tonight.
after we finished he farted and said 'i've been holding that one in'
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
bitch got booty called while we were making out. and then she actually left.
then she said she was half-a-virgin and that she would appreciate it if i would finish what her old booty call started
I face planted right in front of a cop. He looked at me, shook his head, mumbled "freshman" under his breath, helped me up and told us to get home safely. I love college.
Also- bikini mowing was a horrible idea. One truck just drove by 3 times, turning around at the end of the block each time. My tan may be better for it but my conscience has been raped.
And I might get them triple pierced after that
Damn, I didn't realize you'd declared war on airport metal detectors
btw telling the cab driver, that took you to your booty call that is now returning your wallet that you left in his cab, that you want to hug him is awkward
Ok here's the state of the situation: We're alone in a strange city with strange people with nothing but alcohol and sprite, I think we're gonna make it.
Fuck off I wasn't that drunk. I was still able to toss froot loops in the air and catch them in my mouth.
And in your bra. It was quite entertaining.
He's unconstrained by sanity, physics, or his liver.
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
I seriously just had to blow dry my thong.
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