ok plan lets look hot and dance like whores.
Banned from zoo.
Again?
I can hear my fat mexican neighbor yelling "do you like that!" ...I hope its not his dog
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
Going to get a "plan B"urrito
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
every single time I see a picture of the two of them on facebook, I want to just call her and scream "your boyfriend said I give the best head on the east coast". But I've been told that would be inappropriate.
Im sitting in church with a backpack full of beer bottles. This is friendship.
Sweet and genuine is kinda lame. I'm more of a bust all over your face and hair kinda guy.
Uhm the hair is off limits bro, conditioner can only go so far.
Bro? You just made it a target.
His best friend's cat died so we had a drunken burial ceremony on the side of his condo at 2am and I'm pretty sure if anyone gets ahold of the video feed from Martini Monday we're all fired.
I'm just now starting to feel better... I remembered sleeping on the floor. I was peeing and saw his rug and it looked so comfy
Like I could never be a lawyer because I would just look like a porn star impersonation of a lawyer.
He was publicly touching my boobs before I even knew he's a famous World Cup skier.... That's how hot he was
Well, if I’m not getting dick or sleep then I’m not interested.
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