look no pants
We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
How do you tell if you're on the terrorist watch list?
He gave me his number and said the usual call whenever you need someone but then was like... or just call me.
You would pick up a guy in AA.
My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you
I swear the pregnant cashier was jealous when I bought my plan B
I have effectively turned laundry day into a drinking game.
There was a group of girls next to us. One was smiling at me. I only remember walking up and saying "oh you're Russian". Not sure where it went from there
This is gonna be a long day for my vagina and I
i think im in europe. pls send help
he's so hot I'd consider breaking the whole, "till death do us part," agreement he's currently in
I remember walking into a bathroom stall that had a couple fucking in it and giving them a condom and a thumbs up and then leaving
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
Everyone in Columbus is two degrees of separation from my vagina.
oh man there are to hot chicks wrestling in a pool of maple syrup. ill send you a picture
this is why i will never break up with you
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