so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
So the waitress at the Chinese Buffet totally just said "Adios" to a Hispanic couple. There's something you don't see every day.
he like comes into my room and is like..."can you fix my pants" and then just drops trou
you rearended a car with your bike and then puked all over his back windshield. They made BUI's for you.
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
The tornado sirens were going off and everyone just ran to the liquor store. .
just shottied a beer can with a pumpkin carver. i love October.
They really brought out their best strippers for vday weekend
Why we can't turn this into a healthy friendship where I cheat on my boyfriend with you and you feel better knowing everything wrong with my life is beyond me.
I totally left my shirt at your house. Also I think I high fived your cactus last night�
I can't believe you picked a finger in the ass over lunch with me.
i know you're upset so i should probs be supportive but i've got nothing in that department. your life suuuuucks
well, at the moment I'm sleeping in someone's closet in a buzzlightyear snuggie, so I can't judge,
She had pubes that could make an episode of Duck Dynasty. Fear the Vag Beard
i told them you weren't like that.. and they laughed at me?
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