The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
I tried karate at age 7 and quit after realizing it conflicted with watching new episodes of "Full House."
Wow, this guy is harder to get rid of than gum in pubic hair
So i just bought beer on a credit card, using a fake ID, while wearing my nametag from work. All 3 have different names on them. God i love my boobs.
my history teacher totally just suggested that we record his lectures and play drinking games with them later so that we pay attention to the material.
Until then we have the self affirmation from retweets and nights alone with pizza..
Fuck your 100 proof Hot Damn. Do you know what 100 proof vomit tastes like? Anger.
It's not that I even wanna fuck these guys anymore, just cuddle that's all. My conscience has never been so proud.
Pretty sure my idea of standards went out the window when I hooked up with a guy who had a rooster tattoo with an arrow pointing down to his no no bits. Think about it.
how fucking stupid do you have to be to think I'm going to accept your friend request months after falling asleep during one night stand sex?
Medicine hack, old crowe and ramen flavor packets isnt a cure for the cold.
he's smothering me... and not in the good, can you move your thigh off my face please?.. way
Woke up with a $100 bill from the Philippines in my bra & an unopened box of sour patch kids next to me. I have some questions.
Idk but when you think about it the last time I did bottomless mimosas I ended up getting my nipples pierced so it might be fair
My nipples are raw, I've yet to go to bed, I feel like death, and I'm at work. Thank you jack, crown, and Lafayette!
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