What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
Banging your ex-girlfriends best friend 3 days after you break up is like saying "fuck you" with feeling. I wouldnt have it any other way.
I took my pants off in the cab and tried to bite his ear. Not going oout for awhile
high as fuck. watching parent trap with my mom. keep missing my mouth.
He's blaming gravity for his problems right now, so put that in perspective
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
If I had really thought it through, I would have bought some Depends, popped one on and made this night my bitch.
There is nothing quite so awkward as watching topless bullriding with your mother next to you..
We are all yelling at the cat at our apt in nothing but our underwear. How do you think it's going.
I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
She sent me nudes via email. What the fuck are we still in the 90s? Grow up
They filled a kiddie pool with lube and glitter.
I woke up with eight different shoes in my bed what the hell happened last night
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