don't ever try to run hungover. just puked mid-run in front of an old couple that were going for a walk. they were horrified.
chinese tourists just took a picture of me....im pretty sure i heard the bus drive say something about shame.
You were rubbing your foot on one of your legs and kept saying, "My sock feels like a waterslide!"
I went to the bar saying i wasn't going to drink that much. I forgot sobriety might as well be some mythical creature when you're with Holleey
if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
Hey mom, soo do we have a family lawyer or am I on my own for that?
I'm just chillin on the bathroom floor
Haha oh no
The bathroom floor is like my second bedroom on the weekends
HE'S LICKING FROSTING OFF OF THE EIGHTEEN YEAR OLD BOY
In unrelated news guys should not ask what I'm doing/wearing if they can't handle an honest answer. I'm not pretending I'm not sitting on the couch in yoga pants watching Community so you can beat off.
Below this exterior of ice is a layer of cum. Followed by a pool of gin. More cum. Then, finally a heart.
Yeah he drove 30 minutes at 3 AM to come fuck me in my neighbors treehouse
Leaving Denver airport I just saw a group of young Republicans in matching green T-shirts that said "4/20 Baby!"
look, my penis is an amusement park, and it's closed for maintenance. why can't you just accept that?
It's wednesday. OF COURSE HE'S DRUNK.
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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