i just smoke outta the biggest bowl i've ever seen. the kid was totally compensating for a tiny weeenie.
Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
yeh she's definitely getting a ham and plan b omelette in the morning
Found a phone last night. Hope "daddy" gets picture messages
Couldn't see or hear that well because she hit me on the back of the head with a bat. That is my excuse. Also the gin.
just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
I took 36 pictures of my lava lamp. your weed wins.
I didn't even realize I grinded on a security guard last night. Shit. Did he at least like it?
You're the reason I lose Never Have I Ever
I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
Preface: Im drunk. But i think id make a good assasin. That is all.
I'm having a hard time eating my sandwich knowing how many different buttholes my hands were in last night.
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
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