do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
no... you woke up naked next to the toilet because you said your outfit was too cute to throw up in
his tattoo said carpe diem which i thought was ironic considering his epilepsy
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
I was batman and I saved her. Then we had sex on a rooftop.
My first sex dream, I blew myself. Yours definitely wins.
We were showing our tits to everyone because it's breast cancer awareness month and we care deeply
I thought we were doing it cause it's Tuesday
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
drunk freshman in the bathroom puking keeps saying "i'm a peasant" over and over
I feel like if you're funneling natty lights on a Wednesday at 2:30pm at the apartment complex pool during finals week, you probably don't have your priorities straight.
Never let him bartend when he's tripping. He sprinkled a ton of mexican shredded cheese over a jack and coke and called in a Monterey Jack Daniels.
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
They're the one who can profit the most when given the opportunity for blackmail.
At least that's how I've always seen it whenever I've been the Designated Driver.
That simultaneously explains everything and makes me very very terrified of you.
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
She complained to dominos last night for hanging up on her, and then she wrote "fuck you dominos" on the receipt when we got our pizza
So we are banned from the campus dominos
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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