1 of the best things of being a business owner is I don't get fired for having sex in the office
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
because whats more american than sleeping with a westpoint cadet on the 4th of july?
we cant have a funnel and a dog. thats a lot of responsibility
We had to introduce ourselves in ethics class. This guy stood up said I'm mark, I love sluts and Jack. Then just sat back down. Hero status.
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
I had something called a trashcan. Never again. I almost fucked chewbacca.
I had sex with her like 200 times, and she was only pregnant once, those are pretty good statistics.
So i think i'm going to frame my summons tickets and give them to dad as a christmas present...
Boy did I ever crash and burn on the pickled egg pick up line.
my mom was by far the drunkest one there. best impromptu wednesday afternoon party ever
facebook is just a cold reminder of all the times other bitches won my hookups
drinks after work?
that question mark offends me.
dude i told her that I loved her...and she said, " go fuck yourself"
You don't understand. This boy has the Mona Lisa of cocks.
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