I just had human shit waiting for me at the top of the escalator at Bowery. This is truly the Lord's day.
May the Lord look upon you in favor and give you pees.
pray for me tomorrow cause I have a midterm that I've mostly studied for by watching Bill Nye episodes on the subject...
I'm having one of those days where I just want to lay in bed and beat off all day
mid-sex i was thinking.. these are not the right balls slapping me
I'm sorry. I really don't see what's wrong with pregaming before a wine tasting.This champagne won't drink itself.
The wine tasting is just for charity anyways...
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
I can affiliate each flavor of Copenhagen to a different one night stand. I really love Texas.
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
Friends don't brand friends with cigars. It's not how it works.
I just feel like I'm worth a little bit more than your recycled nudes...
Why let a Christmas Eve hangover ruin a perfectly good Christmas Day acid trip?
Hey, if a dude can't randomly belt out Whitney Houston tunes from time to time, is life really worth living??
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
I just sucked dick on a ferry
I love her so much I can forgive her for wearing crocs
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