just saw a girl throwing up in a taco bell nacho cantainor going 60 down the highway
They've started ranking girls from "paper-bag" to "I just came." Please come get me
You were spooning my trash can and I had to crumble cookies on the floor by your face to get you to eat
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
No one parties like Jon. He once stole a cops hat, ran like the wind, partied all night with it, and dropped it off at the station the next day with a box of donuts as an appology.
Also I've decided that I'm buying the next friend of mine who is dumb enough to get married a live porcupine as a wedding present.
i was in burrito mode and too drunk to move. no fucks were given. none.
WAKE UP!!! We have 20 minutes to get to class. That means we only have 10 minutes to get drunk.
She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
I feel horrible. I brought her to your house like a late night pizza delivery and dropped her off.
How do you get the "hangs out with drunk assholes" insurance
There's no sexy way to moan the name Ernest. Or Ernie. This relationship is fucked
Wait is this place where the strippers are missing teeth and I think one is missing a thumb? Though I don't know how she would maneuver on the pole without a thumb. Pls advise.
I can tell that I'm high when listening to celine dion becomes such a life changing experience
when i was on the highway she passed out and knocked my transmission into nuetral with her forehead...that was an experience
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