Ok never mind. Thought i pooped my pants for a second. False alarm.
I hope you get used to having plenty of sperm because you're never gonna get any.
thankjk goddddn taco bell uis open htis lateee!
you do know it's eleven in the afternoon, right?
Things got a little weird when he fired up his homemade flamethrower in the living room.
Alcoholism comes in two forms... Us.
i bought another $5 worth of vodka. with change. i look like a homeless alcoholic. i need your dino cups or else i'll be forced to make a giant jello bowl shot
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
You were riding my three year old's train yelling, 'I think I can, I think I can!!'
I thought I could.
Sometimes turtles just really trip me out man
It just makes me feel nauseous. And I don't want to feel nauseous when all I really want is to get off.
I don't need to know how horny your mother is, hun.
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
I was going to be upset with you on moral grounds but then i realized free chocolate was involved
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
I'm only texting you this bc god forbid circumstances change when you wake up but currently santa is asleep on top of the washer and dryer.
Randomize
