so i realized that everyone figured out i was a slut before i did. then i realized that no one felt like telling me. sometimes i think you just keep me around for entertainment.
you're right.
i want to give my vagina back to god and say no thank you
You wrote me a letter and I cannot make out anything you wrote except the last sentence which says "tell the wolf ill meet him at sunset and that I'm sorrry"
im so sorry the vomit froze your passenger door shut... you should have stopped.
Dont worry about the blood on the pillow. its from my face.
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
sooo... you have no idea who nailed their tubesocks to my wall?
All hell broke loose. When the police showed up, this kid somehow haggled with a cop to let him pee in public. I'm convinced he could talk the panties off of a nun
I walked by the two of them and mouthed "fuck me" based on there reaction I think they just came in their pants
Its alot like that time you got motorboated by the carni at the rodeo.
my vag sweat smells like doritos
so now that we're not dating you have to stop sending shit like this to me okay?
All I've consumed in the last 24 hours is cranberry vodka and kosher for passover biscotti
That's what happens when you party with the tribe
He told me he wished he could shrink down to a small size so he could live inside my cleavage
color coded lube a great way to organize my bootie calls
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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