She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
It's like my work doesn't even care about margarita mondays.
i just wasnt prepared to have the baby of one of two french firemen. threesomes are too confusing.
How long is a courtesy make out supposed to last??
Rule #127: If your going to try fuck a married guy, you gotta be hotter then his wife; diet starts today.
Remind me not to get naked underneath a tree I'm allergic to again.
you owe me at least a beer for the services my girlfriend just provided for you
So this 40 year old woman was trying to bring me into the bathroom to blow me and the bartender called the cops on her because she was showing her tits. Only in asbury.
That is NOT what pussyfooting around means. Try that again with your toe and I break it off.
Yeah. I woke up in an awkward three way spoon with him and his sister. Tequila!
I apparently asked the cab driver to show us his dick and then he showed me a picture of his girlfriend
Completely unrelated and mildly related, a guy I hooked up with last year in a threeway died, his obit photo was his Grindr photo
I smell like heartbreak.
Tequila and sloppy rebound sex?
How did you know?
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