I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
If you bang a chick other than your girlfriend while playing tiger woods on xbox I wonder if an accomplishment would come up...
just saw a girl who had one of those monogrammed backpacks... her initials are VAG. is this a sign?
I woke up face down on my laptop with three windows open: itunes, chat roulette and redtube
I just woke up to find the whole kitchen sick had been converted into a gravity bong.
There are 27 signatures on my ass. What the hell happened last night?
Every time someone made a cup you congratulated them by letting them sign your ass.
Wait also totally unrelated but can horses sit down?
I just tried to picture one and I don't think they can cause I can't envision it
I'm using her Instagram as a way to know where in town she is so I can avoid her lol
his first act of 2015 was getting stabbed
i'm eating pizza lunchables and telling my boyfriend he can do better than me because i am a functional adult
I just sent a dick pic to a number on Craigslist, this may be my new low
Look, if this is a cop, just lemme know that Mike is ok. Fuckin all star game
Why is no one on Snapchat tonight? I want to see other people having fun so I know it still exists.
I love friends. Friendship is wonderful. I wish the rain was my friend
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