Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
a smallpox vaccine scar is like a lower back tattoo.
now i know why i became what i already was.
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
there are certain things about getting into a cab to go home at 630 am that make me feel like a prostitute.
scratch lunch, i just found about 7 more dicks drawn on my back
He spent the entire date challenging me to chugging contests.
You basically told your boyfriend at the time you were going to shit in his hands.
And I meant every ounce of it.
I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
Trustme, don't ever look up when you're giving road head. It's awkward.
That's not as bad as watching a dumb ass drunk peeing into your window fan -
While we were having sex he asked me if I wanted to get wingstop after. I think I found my future husband.
I think my brain has decided it's boycotting life until it can do whatever it wants.
Dude I just realized i did a camper walk of shame in front of amish people. I should have asked for cheese and a home made pie to cover it up. Im just lost shopping in amish country nothing to see here
That was a beautiful concert to sleep through ...
I know - Don't let me take drugs from strangers anymore
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