i threw up in a trash can last night at kellys irish times. but in a trash can because i'm a lady
Yeah I'm pretty sure at one point I was telling her to keep her dick in her pants. She was going to do some serious damage.
Well, both are illegal but one involves my vagina a whole lot less.
i'm ready for this baby to gtfo so i can get coked out.
I just had to blow my nose on a mcdonalds receipt in my car. Its time to stop doing coke.
it was like watching bambi learning to walk, if bambi was 22 and a high functioning alcoholic.
He taped the number 420 over all of his clocks
she puked as i came inside her. that has to mean something.
Jen's arm is stuck between a wall and her bed. She's naked and needs someone to go help her.
Things I learned last night: 1. Bacardi 151 is a one-way ticket to the toilet, 2. It is possible for a human being to turn into Mount Vesuvius
Just because he told you it was safe doesn't mean you should have licked it.
YOU MAKE ANAL SEX SOUND LIKE A SPORTING EVENT
I was told that I need a reference for my blow job skills. Be expecting a phone call tomorrow.
I put miralax in my rum/coke. Go hard or go home.
you're welcome to come here, except my beds from ikea so it's more unstable than i am
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