Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
What about the words "You're my personal dildo" made him say "I love you"?
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
You tired to make Beefaroni in the Mr. Coffee machine.
you were holding her hair as she threw up saying "I'm going to be a great doctor" repeatedly.
your tears are not going to buy me drinks...
You realize it's finals week?
Ya that's the school's fault. St. Patrick's day came first.
one of the cashiers from Kroger is eating at my kitchen table and nobody knows why.
He looked me straight in the eye when he was fingering me last night...it was very serial killer.
Am I the only one creeped out by the guy asleep behind our couch?
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
He said he was going to "rock my world". I wonder if he too has a false sense of confidence and accomplishment stemming from a complete lack of honesty from our own female counterparts.
my knee is completely bruised from kneesliding into the bowling ball. bowling for creativity points was a win
And then you poured the rest of the vodka into salsa and added the alcohol soaked pineapples and grapes and said "don't touch my salsa breakfast".
She did what?
Who. The correct term is she did who.
Did you see him? The correct term is definitely what.
Randomize
