Bonnaroo quote of the day: "why the fuck am i pregnant?!?!" - exclaimed loudly by random hippie.
so we have officially lost him as of 7 hours ago.. already called campus security, the drunk tank and the hospital. figure he'll turn up eventually..
i'll start checking the bushes on campus.
I hope this doesn't become one of those friendships where we dont have sex
Well he's not a stripper, so we're already doing better than my last date.
So the same day I accidentally bought waterproof mascara is the day I accidentally had shower sex. The world is finally on my side.
Pre-crushing the pills for tomorrow morning. This way I can sleep in an extra 10 minutes.
was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
I hooked up with a lesbian tonite. Top 2 valentines experiences of all time.
Aw don't be embarrassed. It was all good fun! We've all been there. You can't come to vegas and NOT get a little alcohol poisoning. That's like going to church and not praying.
And now you understand the importance of Saturday naps.
Because you stay up all night having sex and eating sushi?
In other news, I had my first sex related injury of the school year so that's cool
Updates: Made out with a teletubby last night in the middle of the street #lifegoals
Idk what's happening right now but im wearing a tutu and pissed as fuck.
The best part of last night is not remembering half of it
Spotify says I’m in the top 1% of Indigo Girls fans worldwide. Didn’t know I would peak this early.
Aren’t you trying to seem...less lesbian?
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