Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
so. which one of us is going to pay for the neighbors new window? it cracked when i threw the bottle at it but smashed when you threw yours.
yeah he couldn't walk in a straight line and started throwing up and told the cop he just has an astigmatism
They're calling for 20 inches of snow but I'll have a dirtbike for emergency trips to the liquor store. Even if I crash it won't hurt.
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
My birthday is in 11 days. Going ham. Consciousness will not be an option
i made up my own drinking game and i took a secret shot every time someone asked me about school or my future
Dad just asked me to breathalyze grandma
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
So don't be alarmed when you go into your bathroom, he's sleeping in the tub with your brothers dinosaurs. also I'll clean up the sticky floor later. (you don't wanna know)
I want to see a guy holding a pizza and a bottle of scotch and a box of magnums. I'm a simple woman.
I explained to him that me turning straight is a once a year thing. And this boy just happens to be the chosen one.
We're at an agreement where I don't pry and she pretends blissful ignorance
But we made up last night and had unbelievably crazy sex tonight. I legit went blind for like 15mins from him choking me. It was awesome
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