do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
Moving to Utah. Got sick of alcohol and have a severe wife shortage.
Sometimes I think its so cool that a dick that has been inside kate moss has also been inside me. So exciting.
so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
I just speedwalked down the broken metro escalator while high. Basically all my worst fears combined
im at a party in sweatpants, slippers, and a basketball jersey from the eighth grade, 10 bucks says im still getting laid
I'm not saying we can't have sex tonight, I'm just saying we have to work it around Lost.
this is not the first time I've had hot dogs and 151 for thanksgiving.
My goal is to go an entire semester without cocaine. That's an adult goal right?
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
I just got caught impersonating a t-Rex by my boss. Sadly he wasn't fazed by my behavior and acted like it was normal.
The time to say "now you can't go and be strange about this at work" is not as you are penetrating your coworker. NOW its awkward
Slap a cop in the butt for a felony charge. Check.
Facebook: “Hey you fucked on a diving board, you should probably should wish him a happy birthday”
you came home and ate 12 bananas. you really didnt think mom would know you were high?
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