with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?
You found Muppets From Space a little too intense, so you just sorta sat on the ground and stared at the wall plug for an hour and a half.
he just ordered a side of pineapple and winked at me. too much for a first date. come get me.
thought the power was flickering out but it turns out im just blinking
I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
Is it inappropriate to send a happy 3-year anniversary of having a threesome with you and your ex girlfriend on easter text?
I should be done at 8 and I've also done a great Job of convincing my self that I should get really drunk tonight
speaking of festive, i made out with a guy in a leaf pile last night. happy fall?
my only goal for the semester is never go to my wednesday class sober
We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
Fyi - we're going to be eating those sandwiches in bed when you get home.
i feel like doing his laundry was not included in the job description when we became fuck buddies.
i bet he makes cat noises to excite himself.
My bald co-worker just chugged a literal gallon of coffee. My condolences to his kidneys.
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