We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
strike ten. I need to stop drinkng
so my dad walked in on us having sex
lulz really? why?
lets just say he wont be answering to 'daddy' for a loooooong time
last night i found out that about 5 of my friends audio recorded us having sex through the bedroom door, then auto tuned it in the tpain app on his iphone.
I cant believe Lindsay Lohan feels like this every day
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
If she were to ever cheat on her husband, I'm positive I'm the the go to guy. Which flatters me and weirds me out at the same time.
Dude Eric's high and buying everyone taquitos. How much room do we have in the freezer?
Birthday Treasure Hunt was to follow the clues. At each spot there was a stick on tattoo and a shot and at the end there was 2 cases of beer. I have 13 tattoos and don't remember turning 18.
We were eating hotdog buns dipped in French onion dip in lawn chairs at 4am. That drunk
Why am I feeling up grandma?!
I'm really glad a picture of you as an infant followed this text.
we gave you a glass of water and you just started yelling: TWO STRAWS, PATS AN ENGINEER HE'LL FIGURE IT OUT
Well yeah connect the two together, then you can lay down and drink.
If you can't trust the person at the taco cabana drive thru, who can you trust?!
Went home last night with that hot British guy. Sounded like I was f-ing in a Harry Potter movie.
I'm hungover from the 8pm vodka and still drunk from the 5am beer.
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