Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
I just dry heaved the smell of jagerbombs....which proceeded to make me hurl for real.
And surprisingly enough iPhone does not have an app for Russian mail order brides.
i'm moving back early just in case the freshmen need a tour of the school
oh right the one that ends on your bed
either she was really happy we won flip cup, or she was too drunk to notice her boyfriend behind her.
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
I have fiberglass splinters all over my hands and woke up with a sign that says PUMPKINS in my room.
Nothing like the It's a Small World ride at Disneyland to remind you to take your birth control. I took it on the boat yesterday
The only thing he had going for him was mad fingering skills. the ONLY thing. crayons have a wider circumference.
some how during sex we caught an ENTIRE pillow on fire. A WHOLE PILLOW.
Using my graduation announcement box as a table to roll a blunt on. I've official stopped giving a shit about senior year
If you need me I'll be getting drunk in a chewbacca onsie like a real adult.
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
That was before I lit my hair on fire
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
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