He disabled his match.com account in front of me
this other lifeguard and I are actually considering paying a kid to shit in the pool
He asked if it was my vagina. I told him it was my butt. Clearly I need to buy him a map of the female form.
How can people commit suicide when things like bagels exist
Missed another period
I almost hope you're pregnant, this is unfair.
Does the whole "it was New Years" excuse apply this year?
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
I took "we live within stumbling distance of the bar" as an invitation and challenge
Is "when in doubt date the guy with the bigger dick" a good philosophy?
i just came to a realization. Besides probably food, in my lifetime i think i have spent more money on legal fees than anything else
Well, I washed his beard with dish soap and then I fucked him three times.
well i can officially check "have sex in a prius" off my bucket list...
A guy who takes a plate of chicken tenders away from us is not to be trusted or slept with
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