Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
New plan, instead of sleeping with her, I'm just going to use her to sleep with the entire sorority.
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
i just wasnt prepared to have the baby of one of two french firemen. threesomes are too confusing.
we had a ceremony where you passed your fake id onto me in the middle of the bar. i was on my knees and you presented it to me. i don't think the bartenders were suspicious though
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
CSI Miami is on and the guy is trying to save this woman who got shot. By stripping off his shirt & belt. THE WOMAN NEEDS YOUR PANTS OFF TOO
I resisted the urge to announce that it looks like a big crystal butt plug
My neighbors are white girl rapping to Hamilton again...
I accidently sent a dick pic to the group chat with her family. Right after they all said it was a pleasure having me for dinner. Wana drink with me?
The single life is the freaking dream dude. I'm sitting here naked, eating chocolate mousse, and watching Gilmore girls. It's wonderful
i think i'm just going to start having sex with his brother, he's much hotter and it would definately be less illegal.
YOU GOT ME SO DRUNKK
i got me so drunk!
It's official, I'm not staying in tonight
What caused that decision?
You only live once
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