people would bow to what i just did to her vagina
dude i dnt kno how, but i think theres a tampon in my butt
does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
you threw up out the window, wiped your face with a twenty dollar bill, and threw that out the window too.
did we at least go back and get it?
how else do you think we got jack in the box...?
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
Just made a coke joke and literally drooled on myself. How do we feel about pavlov's theory of conditioning now?
There was a fucking SNAKE in the urinal. WHAT THE FUCK
He needs to stop telling me how much he respects me. What does that even mean
I cartwheeled across every street... They tried to stop me but I bit anyone who came near me
I don't have patience to seek someone out and try to decipher whether or not I think I'd want to actually have their dick in my face.
thats why a responsible adult always keeps some facial hair just in case they need to shave a hulk hogan mustache for midget wrestling...
he's like a horny 3rd grader on cocaine. he needs a leash
So the other day we finished having sex and he literally said "what are we going to do about your vagina?" Like, I hadn't even dismounted him yet.
He fucked me while wearing his night time breathing machine mask. Does this mean I joined the dark side and he is Darth Vader?
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