There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
There could not be a more unattractive person. She just told me her period was so bad that she got sick. I think my penis retracted and killed himself
She sang Bad Romance to me. Not really the answer I was looking for.
considering i was high when my dad made me pee in the cup i might fail this one
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
Have you ever seen a porn where they were playing bluegrass in the background?
Vodka shot parachutes
Fucking utilizing a thrid story dorm room
The 3 year old I'm babysitting is the first guy to tell me he loves me sober in like 2 years
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
How do I figure out the name of this sleeping naked guy in my bed?
I am so horny that I an legitimately concerned for your safety when I see you tonight.
Did you pee in the oven last night??
Well that's very sweet of you. I have a strange feeling you're going to regret this when you sober up.
NO REGRETS FUCK DA POLICE
He wouldn’t know a good thing if it bit him on the ass. Which, btw, I did.
I'm really busy with my period
Randomize
