I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
So...it's hour 4 of day 5 of week 7 of my internship, and so far all ive done is shred paper. all. day. long. it's like working for Enron.
He was passed out on the floor holding a beer can, rolled over switched hands and never spilled a drop. We need to practice.
We made a trail of cheez balls so we knew how to get back to te apartment.
The homeless guy out front said it's his birthday and he asked us to join him for happy hour after work. He's buying a fifth of gin to celebrate.
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
No, listening to the fray and drinking a bottle of jack daniels does not count as counseling
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
By the way if you come home and I'm not wearing pants, just go with it. I didn't have the energy to go searching for some.
There's a chance I told a cop that I was ready for him to strip I may have even taken some ones out of my purse and stuck them in his holster
Nah I've been there. The worst you'll see is some hobo peeing in a sewer at 3 am on a Saturday
Im in my back seat in my own drive way with two beers left to shotgun and watching the sunrise. Am I over her yet?
I honestly just wanna put my face in her tits and disappear from this plane of existence
We are best friends because we can vomit simultaneously in the same toilet and not care
I don't know why this person would ask for help. It sounds pretty OK to me. Also, I'd steal those bagpipes.
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