I can't remember last night. I must have yelled at your girlfriend til she cried again.
Yup.
I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
talent.
I'm so turned on right now it's fucking stupid. I hate burger king commercials
i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
It was literally like being eaten out by a dog. That bad.
It's all good. The CSI guy came and I played the theme song while he in was in our place. The cops even laughed.
You were throwing up and said, "Whipe my face, I must look presentable at all times."
...if you're living vicariously thought me, that was a great blow job you just gave in the B&N parking lot.
It's like a booty call, except its for tacos...and you're my brother.
How did "late lunch" turn into 8 solid hours of drinking??? I feel like death.
Just went to my first strip club and they had Fox News on. Conservative booty time.
haha all our friends are at the carnival and I'm on stage dry humping a 40 year old
Shut the fuck up! I can hear you having sex over Pirates of the Caribbean you moaning whore.
maybe you should have closed the porn before you gave the professor your computer to hook up to the projector?
Thanks for driving us home last night. Also, blanket apology for anything I may have said/done. I blacked out sometime near the t-shirt cape incident
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