found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
Afterwards she curled up in my dog's bed and slept there all night
How mad was your dog?
You came into my room at 3am.. drunk.. and asked to do spanish homework together. Props for being a good student.
neither the pictures you took nor my hangover explain why there are skittles in my shoe
You only like me because I'm a challenge
You already blew me
had a guy just try to take his underwear off in the middle of the bar w o taking his pants off. That kind of Sunday afternoon
Showerbowl immediately followed by pullups naked. I feel like fucking Tarzan
I mass texted 4 of you for a booty call. Please reply all when responding so only one of you shows up. Last one is a rotten egg.
I would ask what did you do but I feel like who did you do is probably more appropriate
So the crazy cock blocking bitch sent her a picture of her boobs using MY phone and said: he's busy at the moment
I created a photogrid for every picture he has ever sent me of his penis. Now I can see every angle at one time. THIS IS GREAT.
It was disgusting, and I would've rather licked the condensation off the windows instead, but I figured that's wasn't very ladylike
he told me i could have the honorable privilege of being the second girl to have sex with him in his new apartment, what a gentleman.
He pulled out a coupon for $2.50 off the crab cakes and expected us to share that as a meal. Is that the kind of person you really see me dating?
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
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