As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
i woke up to her playing with my penis. just wiggling it around and around. awkward night? i would say so.
i wish i could, but i promised myself i wouldn't sleep with anyone who couldn't grow a beard for a while. it's not you, it's crosby.
ive decided something. ive accepted you as being gay. but i havent accepted you as a vegetarian yet.
i have learned 4:30 is too early to start pregamming for the midnight harry potter
Currently emptying half-full wine bottles from fridge into my mouth and refilling with water for later. Drunk survivalist recycling!
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
WHY did you say no to the sex seance?
Never thought I'd say this but the maple syrup flavored vodka probably wasn't our best idea
Dude I woke up and he was pissing in the corner on his clothes... I called his name an he replied " I got this" and continued.
Just so you know, I woke up with 2 oven mits in my bed and no clothes on.
No, no... It was great. I feel like my liver took a vodka shower and washed it's hair with pabst
She squirted. We were both surprised. I'm that good.
my mom is feeding me weed brownies...god help us
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