It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
You decided to make a porno with gummy bears and things went downhill from there.
I am dressing up to go buy weed. I need to get out more.
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
Woke up with string cheese braided into my hair- literally braided
well someone pooped in the lint basket in the laundry room last night, but none of us will admit to it so we're all just secretly judging each other and doubting ourselves.
I've been on the toilet for an hour. On a six day bender. My ass feels like its leaking vodka
Too stoned. Randomly can't get the image of Emilio estevez's smiling face out of my head. What is life.
How long until you're healed?
Physically? A week or so. Emotionally? The scars of dislocating my knee at a frat and flashing my panties to the whole crowd wi never heal.
I'm good. But Nutella doesn't taste as good as it used to.
Was picked up in the middle of a bar full of people...apparently I'm not tall enough to reach for drunken makeouts. I'm proud of myself.
i fucked his best friend. once right next door to him. i'm pretty sure that could be called sweet revenge.
Just realized that my booty calls are vastly ranging in penis sizes.
Sometimes you have good days, sometimes m you delete 360 screenshots off your camera roll.
breakfast this morning: omelette, Valium and baileys hot chocolate
Now that sounds like the breakfast of champions
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