This unplanned pregnancy thing is really taking all the fun out of football season.
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
He filled our room with little plastic cups of beer so the only way I could get out was by drinking them all.
I wanna get shitfaced and yell about Tim tebow
I feel like butter and tequila would be excellent combination. Right now. Please do this in my name.
Yes he was puking but in the only light of the whole parking lot and he was resting in the patch of clovers and he just was a garden fairy
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
Just got to her place. Her parents are here and are high as a kite.
Her father just game me a high 5 as they left the room. Her mom leaned in and said "this is a rebound thing"
It was one of those "how did I get to my bed and what am I wearing" mornings.
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
You reeked of guilt and shame and we offered you pancakes
in other news i got caramel vodka poured on me. upside, i smell amazing
This dude is trying to sext and all I can think about is taco bell and their new crunch wrap sliders
I think I just got suckerpunched by a 14-year-old.
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