the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
we were taking shots of hot tequila, which is even worse than it sounds
I had to puke in a pizza box on the drive home. People saw.
Some guy just watched me feed 30 dimes and 3 quarters for bread and cheese at the self checkout at walmart. I no longer comprehend shame...
easter eggs filled with ecstasy. it's what jesus would do.
The "puke-towel" started to grow something...
I knew as soon as I saw that pole that I was going to wake up the next morning with bruises.
I can't believe I paid your booty call for a ride home in cake.
you dragged me by my throat over to the shots. this is a new level of alcoholism..
drunk guy next to me on the train just tried to share his pizza with me
he just tried to feed it to me...i love new york
Next Halloween I want us to dress up as jockeys, get drunk, and ride a carousel all night until we throw up or declare a winner
Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat dat dat dat dat ~uterus contraction~
I was in a competition with shots tonight...shots won.
Omg drank too much. Threw up in my Santa hat on the train and then of course it leaked all over me.
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
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