So he thought it would be a nice gesture to show me his list of girls he fucked. There was 70. We then went through and put "V"'s next to all the ones that were virgins...
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
your all-time low pick up line was when you asked a girl "Are you rock-staring at me?"
you dont remember trying to break dance in the middle of the casino floor on ur own throw up?
oh that explains alot.
guys are only as good as the porn they watch
How do I tell my Dad that in the picture he has of me and my brother as the background of his phone we were both rolling face on ecstasy?
I can promise you that this new years eve will rival the one from senior year when we got that exchange student deported.
I just want to let you know how hung over I am today and I fucked a girl in a kangaroo costume last night.
No lie. I was hooking up with a former football player at UT and mid-hookup I yelled "I'M FRATERNIZING WITH THE ENEMY"
My Captain America poster fell down. Cap is disappointed in my life decisions.
Wtf happened last night
You traded your bra for a shot so I'd say you probably don't wanna know
rowboat hit a rock. taking on water. going down fast. bring cheerios.
aye aye capn
Hey I didn't mean to come across like I was judging you about your liberal sexual choices. I would like details of your threesome if you need to talk about it!
While finding our clothes afterwards he says..."So do we like have to talk after this?"
They don't really make a "hey I'm fucking your ex wife" card do they ?
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