HIV tests are more positive than that guy
I wish there was an iPhone app to help you with your shitty personality.
Probably, but last night was a special kind of drunk. It was a "let's see how drunk I can get without killing myself" drunk.
If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
then mid-sex he looked at me and said "i hope this is as good for you as it is for me" and kept going.
She was our DD the least I could do is have sex with her. Even when drunk I'm still chivalrous.
I hope the dean has a raincoat on because I'm prolly gonna throw up on him when I get my degree
It was my penance. God came down to me in the form of an angel and said, "you must atone for your sins, by puking in your mouth at church right before communion"
my mom was by far the drunkest one there. best impromptu wednesday afternoon party ever
No I just rolled on the floor giggling. I think that's the equivalent to a post sex victory dance.
Nothing bonds a father and daughter like washing her puke off the front steps
Dad got stoned the other day and bought us potty training seats for when we have children
All I've done is masturbate and drink while being home from college.
I had mediocre parking lot sex last night so the night wasn't a complete bust.
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
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