Have you finally orgasmed yet?
Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
well he showed me a naked baby picture and i was right it hasn't grown
Shark Week. Kick off begins Sunday. The drinking game has been upgraded to include jumping/breaching sharks and Jake's not allowed to bring the harpoon. Period.
He used my blackberry to make a voice recording of me orgasming, then set it as my ringtone while I was sleeping. I discovered this during a staff meeting this morning.
Will you come get her? She's trying to get the pizza guy into the bathtub.
Taking back a box of condoms is possibly the most depressing thing i've ever done
They better compete for your attention. Dual to the fuck
stuck in traffic next to occupy boston. smells like patchouli and unshaven pubes
Someone is in my phone as "fireball girl" and keeps texting me. How do I go about finding out who it is?
Touche. Dude, I fastened garters. Drunk. I deserve a medal from a drag queen.
You put on a bike helmet, yelled "doesn't matter fuck it" then punched a stick the fire
I totally just pulled my thong out of my purse at the grocery store. Oops.
Can we both just take a day off just to have sex? Is that acceptable as an adult?
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
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