Dual....:-)
he said "you're pretty" then i made out with him. thats all it took
One of the bamboo sticks broke and impaled him. I think he's drunk enough that it shouldn't hurt until tomorrow.
My date keeps hitting on your friend. Had no expectations, but not a real confidence booster.
test run with donkey pinata disastrous. broken glass and tequila EVERYWHERE
This is final. The chair stays in the bathroom, we are too old to be puking from the floor, grown ups sit in chairs infront of the toilet to puke.
Or grown ups don't drink themselves into vomiting.
The highlight of my night was definitely explaining the bandaid on my nipple.
The guy I woke up with is wearing the same nailpolish as me...I need to stop drinking
I swear to god, if you fuck the hot one you're paying me back for the shot I just bought her
I just walked away from a youth soccer tournament popping every birth control pill I had left in the pack.
Well its official, I'm into significantly freakier sex than even I thought possible.
He sent me a 2am email the just said "Ping". Nerdiest booty call ever.
I'm getting "congrats on your engagement" shots. I need to get engaged more often!
I took out a life ins. policy Thursday. It's okay I can die in Nashville now.
I'm tired of you and your emotional constipation. WHY DO YOU CLOSE YOUR EYES WHEN WE MAKE LOVE!?
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