I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
you know its bad when everytime i put on a shirt i think of who i hooked up with in it
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
I have bruises covered in glitter and someone just asked me if I realized I'm bleeding from both ears. This is awkward.
You fell asleep with your fingers in my vagina. You made this a relationship.
She just face-timed her mom and had her watch all of us toast to her grandmas tits..
you puked on the porch, i can see your jacket on the floor next to your underwear. i know your home, unchain the door, you're the worst roommate ever.
I mean, unless you wanna just let me lie there while you fuck me and pour water into my mouth
this is the first time in over a year I had a pregnancy scare and actually would have known who the father was. I guess this is what adulthood feels like.
You're the only person I know that could get laid while visiting their grandpa in florida
You've slept with someone mentioned in the NY Times, that officially makes you the most famous person I know.
Doing shots with my high school valedictorian. Bucket list
i woke up with a shamrock tattoo on my wrist and a fat bruise on my hipbone. please tell me its not real.
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