doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
I finally had sex with him last night, but we used a condom so it doesn't add to my number of sexual partners.
I'm a fake celebrity on twitter. I need a life.
Just sit in your kitchen floor until something speaks to you.
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
Ive decided I'm sending thank you notes to all the bars for graduation.
I wish we couldve been like jesus and the desiples tongith
I puked on myself in front of a customer. all. over. myself. thanks Saturday nights
That commercial was clearly aspirational. I think Arbor Mist would pair nicely with Oscar Meyer
Smoked before work and just remembered i left pringles in my desk last time i was high. SCORE
I woke up this morning with a sharpie tramp stamp. Pretty sure it's a picture of a squirrel.
I mean I want to go somewhere. I just don't want to put on pants or behave.
Would it be weird if I congratulated the guy who almost broke up my marriage for working on the marriage equality bill? You know, thanks for fighting for the sanctity of marriage. Weird, right?
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
Valentine's Day is now to be known as Tacos and Orgasms Day.
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