no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
i bet if teenage jesus was here he would do a shot with me
i hope when i become a housewife i'm more of a gretchen and less of a vicky
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
I just noticed that my shirt smells like coffee after eating out a Barista
I had to throw a towel over the bottles cuz it hurts to look at them
I've only left my bed to pee and eat nutella out of the jar with my fingers
Was it a good night or a bad night when you have to apologize to someone the next day for trying to fuck them with a turtle?
wow, you never really realize how many muscles you have in your crotch until you pull them all.
Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
I've realized that I'm going to have to wake and bake every morning to make it through the summer without killing someone. This is ridiculous.
I don't need a lecture. I'm 41. I know I'm an idiot.
...and now I welcome the sweet embrace of death.
We are best friends because we can vomit simultaneously in the same toilet and not care
I really just gave up on masterbating because I'm too tired. I really am getting old.
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