I just made out with a guy for $7.
I guess there's a 50 percent chance that it was her that wet my bed.
I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
using smirnoff bottles as a pillow actually isnt as uncomfortable as you would think
woke up with the bag of wine duct taped to my shoulder.
There's always the 'not have sex with the drunk girl I just met at some party' option.
That was the plan but Tequila showed up at the party too.
He wore nothing but a Speedo and a tie to the party. It was great. Everyone was looking at him like "this kid's the best"
She asked for her virginity back. I don't know what to say
You rolled onto your side and told me 'this is the recovery position'. That was after you were stoned. You've done this way too much.
Sally, Your mom and my mom hooked up in college, we must uphold this tradition.
I just want to smoke this blunt and eat pizza rolls while watching The Price Is Right with you.
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
You're swimming in an imaginary pool of pudding. What do you think?
Randomize
