You know that restaurant that is like over by home depot?
That shitty one? I heard the food sucks there
It's my parent's restaurant
.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
I have too much pride to pick his chest hair out of my mouth again
You woke up, laughed, proceeded to throw up on me and then passed out again.
Sorry I don't make house calls. You wanna get blown you come over here. It's like rock paper scissors but vagina ALWAYS beats penis
Totally uneven. One tiny pussy lip that almost didn't exist and one giant lip that unfurled liked 5 different times half way down her leg and could have been used to hoist the mainsail on a pirate ship.
I'm drunk in a place called Lick-A-Chick. PS. It's not a lesbian hot spot, they sell chicken.
Aaaand the winner of the worst decision of Sunday night goes to me as I pull up to his house in my lingerie.
reason #1 why i should never live alone: i haven't put pants on since she left 26 hours ago. and ive made spaghetti 3 times.
You owe me beer. On another note, I made out with the ups guy at work today ....
I wouldn't marry anyone who wouldn't symbolically fuck a doughnut with a sausage though.
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
I feel like I might be the only person I know who eats bundles of radishes in-between orgasms from their vibrator.
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