How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
They should make Jack Daniels chap stick
So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
Everytime I think about NYE, my gag reflex kicks in.
The professor just announced to the class that I talked to him in the bar on my birthday.
know what the best part about malls are? standing on the upper level and boob gazing
She loves me even though she knows all Ive done. Shes kind of like jesus.
We are doing handstands and somersaults in the pool. With an inflatable beer pong table and our regular beer pong table. We're ponging by land and by sea
i just snorted adderall with my patient's rolled up EKG strip from our last clinical. nursing school has ruined me. thought you would appreciate this.
High enough to ask the woman at best buy if she ever feels like she's swimming. and telling the man outside that he smells like happy juice.
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
The thought "Ummm which pants am I wearing? ...I *am* wearing pants, right?" just ran through my head. I'm done. So done.
He just started dry humping the air... I'm done
The house across the street caught on fire today, Drunk people high centered their car tonight. Looking out my front window I get to watch police chases all the time. I am going to miss this place.
ever feel bored AND lazy?
I call it "awake" but yeah...
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