Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
the fundamentals of my vasectemy are strong
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
he shattered multiple jars of jelly against his roommates doors last night. this morning the asian one wouldn't even talk to him because he thought he was gonna get beaten up
no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
i just remembered that i did the "single ladies" dance ON THE BAR...fuck you slippery nipples i curse the day i discovered you
Typical Sunday afternoon purchase of condoms and a helium tank.
I've reached the point in my life where I desire cats more than men
My pubes were yanked out by the root when they got caught in the condom. I think it's time for a bikini wax.
I have visions of guys in cheetah costumes with suits over it pissing on a children how are you
We both work at 8am and I have to shower but my roommate is passed out on our bathroom floor with the door locked. Merry Christmas.
I have an interview tomorrow and listed you as a reference. If they call you, please don't tell them about the time I smuggled a Chalupa out of Taco Bell in my underwear.
get your sex hands out of my capn crunch
He spent three years trying to get a chance with me and finally broke me down. then he came in two minutes and was so upset he locked himself in the bathroom so I helped myself to his weed and left. Wanna get stoned?
Turns out I made out with a woman dressed as a unicorn here 10 years ago
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