Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
Just cropdusted the office
btw, i had a dream i drank 260-proof vodka last night. thank god that doesn't exist in real life.
No more Irish car bombs ever.
You now know someone who has just successfully talked his way out of being arrested for breaking into the town library at midnight. Ive been home for too long.
I think my cats understand what porn is. And it's all my fault.
Where is a good place to buy a New Year's outfit that acknowledges I don't have tits but screams I suck dick like a champ?
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
She came into the salon and said, "Don't judge me. Yes that's cum in my hair and I want a shampoo, cut and style."
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
I'll keep supplying drugs if you teach me piano.
You were trying to be sexy by spraying your contact solution on your chest and telling me to lick it off
don't let your emotions get tangled in that sexy beard of his.
its liver damage thursday
Randomize
