but it happened after you broke up with me and before we made up.
dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.
Check if I'm alive tomorrow. If not, tell my parents I died happy and that there's a gay cheerleader in the spare bedroom
I just woke up my dad to tell him that i made out with the drummer. He wasnt as excited as I was.
yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
Did you know the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders have an exercise show ON Demand? Yeah, I had a lonely night
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
bro i finally banged her last night on our basement couch
I'm at this frat party right now and yelled "my little 16 year old brother finally lost his virginity." They gave you a standing ovation
I remember seeing LSAT prep books and thinking "Whose room is this? I should be hooking up with them instead."
I'm flagged. Drank strippers water. Flashed Dave tryin to get a job here. You order the shots. Green tea betch.
Can I get a "hallelujah" for railing my pastors daughter last night?
If you ever tell anyone I offered you boob squeezes for cheetos, I'll kill you
My weirdest encounter with a stranger though was when for some reason they just gave me a box of unopened socks. Needless to say, I never used them.
He's a snuggler. Every time I attempt to make a move to find my bra he reigns me in. Needless to say i could be here a while.
there's fucking coffee grinds packed all inside my pipe. what did i do
Randomize
