I'm afraid we're only dating because we're too lazy to look for anyone else.
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
fell asleep with the bong in the pool, weirdest tan line ever
He brought me bullshit flowers and a bullshit apology. Even shrek did more than that for Fiona. And he's an ogre. Does this not say anything about him?
She's the drunk girl with the air-horn and sunflower seeds.
Stripper with the black hair and lip rings is still asleep. Found out she wasn't lying when she said she was a squirter, it was like splash mountain.
Don't ask me how, but I have a squirrel in my backpack and I don't know what to do with it.
But I REALLY want to hide my crazy for as long as possible with him so he'll date me.
I kept on yelling at him to get his shit together as he was puking
He and I didn't so much date, as watch cartoons and go down on each other.
I'm too depressed to masturbate. This election is the worst.
I can't believe there are people our age getting engaged and I can't even find a solid coke dealer.
11:30pm - Shots together. 12:15pm Shots together. 12:45pm Shots together. 9:30am Plan B's together.
I couldn't have possibly been that bad
You had her flip the penny over to the lucky side before you picked it up and ate it...
Never again will I go to my mom's side of the family's parties. After the bride and groom cut the head off the roasted pig together they boarded their RV and rode off into the sunset.
Randomize
