so i woke up thsi morning with a phadora on my head, no shirt and a huge hangover? want to help me figure this out?
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
Freshmen girls are like potato chips you can't have just one.
It was a karaoke bar combined with a liquor store and had a donkey pen in the back.
Keeping it classy as usual I see
Do you know how hard it is to maintain a conversation with someone who just told you they put their cat in the fridge on purpose?
Just rinsed and put my styrofoam cup of noodles in the dishwasher. I need to be not hungover ASAP
The only thing I accomplished today was naming the bag of wine I've been drinking
Its funny that for once I get home and I'm just as high as my parents are.
They tried to dine n dash at dennys and the waiter jumped on their car and broke their windshield
I thought it was pretty weird, but after the marinating loins thing, i figured i'd roll with it.
WHY DID YOU NOT OFFER TO LET HIM STAY
Dude, it's like you want him inside me more than i do
Why do I have this feeling like this is heading in a slightly threesome-y direction
Based on the conversation I'm going to assume you didn't close the deal.
It started going awry when I fell through a roof.
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
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