escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
Found moms dildo in drawer while looking for socks, and its wet
Judging by the grocery store, everyone stocked up on frozen pizza and beer for the blizzard. If our generation ever faces doomsday, we'll go out smiling.
Last night you tried to pee on my bed...in the hallway...your room...and the showers. When I finally got you on the toilet you passed out.
He scored a 8.5/10 on that girls powerpoint. Of course I slept with him
OH MY GOD. JESUS STRIPPER. THERE IS A JESUS STRIPPER HERE. A STRIPPER DRESSED AS JESUS.
Our brains have an emergency blowjob override switch. You saw proof tonight.
You do realize there's a subtle difference between not remembering your outfit from april 17th of last year vs forgetting that last night you undressed in the street and were grabbing every dick you could reach, right?
Dude, its flawless. what could go wrong?
Jail. That could go wrong.
New rule: gentleman callers are required to bring me gifts of beer when coming over to court you. Tell the monster jam dudes so they know.
Either way, we will celebrate half Christmas the only way we can. Completely and irresponsibly wasted.
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
DELETE THAT VIDEO OF ME MAKING OUT WITH THAT RUG NOW
My ovaries melted while we were talking. I almost told him I would suck his soul out through his dick
That would be a memorable parent teacher conference for sure
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